Wednesday, 19 November 2008

[Interlude - farting Newton laws]

"the law of conservation of energy states that the total amount of energy in an isolated system remains constant" - How do we apply this, or how does this apply to farts?

One should notice that the world of farting this law is particularly evident and relevant. In any given fart (and this is obvious before release) the energy is shared amongst 4 different outputs:

1. Sound energy (the 'raspberry')
2. Smell energy (not actually sure this exists.. but let's assume it does!)
3. Kinetic energy (power of the fart, which hence gives noise and smell projection qualities)
4. Heat energy (forgotten the tech' name for this! - the 'warm fart')

Therefore certain things can be said:

-A slow, moving, sneaky, hot fart WILL smell
-A noisy, cold fart will often NOT smell

Etc. etc. Just thought you'd like to know...any further contribution very welcome

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